jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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