need another drink. this is the easiest way
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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