no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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