i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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