Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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