You surviving the open bar?
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Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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