Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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