You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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