YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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