i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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