Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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