Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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