508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
