But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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