After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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