Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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