He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Mom said you looked used
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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