Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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