Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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