Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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