I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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