Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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