Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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