Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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