Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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