is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
this is an emotional support booty call
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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