problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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