i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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