Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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