they need to just BURY HIM!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
