Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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