she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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