He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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