this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I believe in your delicious
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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