question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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