love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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