I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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