The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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