i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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