i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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