Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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