Who did Billy Mays play for?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
bring money and cleavage
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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