Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
the liver wants what the liver wants
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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