I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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