Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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