Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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