ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do vagina's smell?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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