So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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