i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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