the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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