is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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