I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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